albatrossthesoup:

vampiricbananabutts:

pyrop:

i pitched down the squiddle song so it sounds like a normal voice and im laughing rly hard

IS THAT HUSSIE SINGING

………yes

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

dutchessofderse:

IT’S THE EYE OF THE STRIDER

IT’S THE THRILL OF THE STRIFE

RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR BROTHERS

AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR

IS STALKED BY CAL IN THE NIGHT

AND WE’RE ALL WATCHIN’ HIM WITH THE EYYYYE

OF THE STRIDER

thisismyfavoritewebsite:

daisyfairy:

my current mentality is “im sad and i hate myself but i have to get good grades”

this just explained my entire life at this very moment

get-the-salt-sammy:

If you don’t find this even the tiniest bit cute you are lying. 

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

grimdarkthroes:

cests:

ya i know im doing this for like the 5th time but still

pls like/reblog if u post any of the following

homestuck

off

pmmm

ava’s demon

the striders (WOW)

motherfucker i ship like everything in homestuck

yea that’s it so there is like a 95% chance i will follow u 

hamsteak

i try my hardest to keep my blog hamsteak oriented 

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

someone saying that they’ve missed you

or that they appreciate you

or that something reminded them of you

basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

i’m crying