I got these new head phones and they are called “Monster Diamond Tears” like wtf that’s cool as fuck.
why didnt you just take a picture of the headphones
UMM because I’m cute?? the fuck?
The first few days on the meteor were nothing but the trolls and humans correcting each other’s pronunciations of their names.
KANAYA: “Roose Is That You?”
DAVE: “so Kare-kot we finally meet face to face”
KARKAT: “THATS NOT MY FUCKING NAME DAHVEE.”
TEREZI: “OF COURS3 1T 1S! >:]”
DAVE: “thanks Tearuhzeye”
for real tho
Is that fucking Gamebro
oh my god
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
a tack on titan
I don’t even watch this show and I fell out of my chair
Can I just say how much I love the guy who writes the posts for the Welcome To Nightvale Facebook page?
What the fuck is night vale I’m only a little interested
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
it jUST STUFFS ITS FUCKING FACE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
That’s like me when I have food and don’t wanna share
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
meowth knows how to burn a bitch