I shaved my beard down to a goatee today, and found i looked, disgustingly, a lot like my father when he was younger.
As if it couldn’t get any worse, he decided it was a good idea to point that out to me, call me a handsome kid a million times, and proceed to tell me all about how much ass/action he got at my age because he was hot for his age.
And then added, “Maybe you’ll get a girlfriend this year”

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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’